Overheard in a pub: She "I have a hiccup, scare me!" He: "You're pregnant! "

September 4, 2010 - 4:13pm
JJCelery tweeted "Being lazy only allowed from 5pm: that's when my local pizzeria starts to deliver. I have to go out and pick my pizza up instead." 4:13pm#
September 3, 2010 - 1:35am
JJCelery tweeted "@DrOssie90 I too think deaf people must lead vampire like lives!" 1:35am#
September 2, 2010 - 5:47pm
JJCelery tweeted ""BoboBingo might just be what every woman wants: more balls and bigger jackpot". Is it just me or does it sound dirty? Oh, the #subtexts!" 5:47pm#
JJCelery tweeted "@Cruimh my flying start drowned and got boiled and then someone made coffee with it... I like this metaphor, it applies to a lot of my life." 5:25pm#
JJCelery tweeted "I can't quite get over it: I poured myself a boiled moth from my electric kettle while making coffee this morning. A MOTH!!!" 5:19pm#

Overheard in a pub: She &quot;I have a hiccup, scare me!&quot; He: &quot;You're pregnant! &quot;