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Google Webmaster Tools - gotta love these search queries!

I'm trying to monitor my website's ranking in Google regularly. Not because I really care much, but because the search queries that my website comes up on always make me laugh. Today I nearly fell off a chair because of them. These are my top 10 favourites in order of average position in search:

  • niblefingers
  • super talent pico
  • elephants for sale
  • nearest future
  • buy machete
  • miracles
  • topsy the elephant
  • upset images
  • pregnant and paralyzed
  • you are so beautiful girl

Sure it's pathetic but that's the only thing that made me smile today.


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