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Tickle them silly

"There is a Ugandan tribe that punishes anyone caught lying by tickling them with feathers until they cry." - source: gullible.info

This punishment should be applied everywhere, now! I want to see many lairs cry :>

Is your life a farce or tragedy?

"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy." - Steven Weinberg

I wonder, since I have given up on trying to make sense out of life, universe and everything, does it downgrade my life from tragedy to farce, or does it just merely mean I have been disqualified for not playing by the rules?

Food for thought.

Ninja

"Records from Japan's feudal period suggest that the average samurai lived to be 19, while the average ninja lived to be 37." source: gullible.info

Well, most certainly I'm more of a ninja then :>

Some Useful Latin // Użyteczne zwroty łacińskie

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
(Boże, która godzina! Żona mnie zabije!)

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I’m home.
(Kochanie, jestem w domu.)

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
(Myślę, że niektórzy ludzie w togach knuja przeciwko mnie.)

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
(Gdyby Cezar żyl, byłbyś przykuty do wiosła.)

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult.