That could be all I have!

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live". Mark Twain

I find it appropriate to inform you that I have cultivated many illusions throughout my life.

They have been growing like mould on top of my head and now they have grown big enough to call me mommy and try to nick food of my plate when I eat. I have decided over past few days that I will stop being overprotective of them and I will let them take a physical form and walk among ye.

Remember I warned you: I will take no responsibility for any lunches going missing over next few days.