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# Go baby, go baby, don't upset the beetles
- URL: https://becomingjj.com/go-baby-go-baby-dont-upset-beetles/
- Published: 2010-06-25T04:57:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-22T01:36:08.000Z
- Author: JJ Celery
- Tags: Personal, #Import 2026-10-23 23:23

I had another one of those weird lucid dreams recently. A huge beetle (I'd say about a meter long) was climbing up my black skinny jeans while I was sitting on a chair in my old room, back home. It's legs were armed with hooks that made it easier for it to climb up; it was making a screechy sound and I was absolutely paralyzed with fear.

It looked like this, only golden and huge:

![](http://www.naturfoto-cz.de/photos/others/european-rhinoceros-beetle-61819.jpg)

The radio was on and the song on was "Don't upset the Beetles" \*

> "Don't upset the beetles though  
> Don't upset this beetle  
> Don't upset the beetles though  
> Don't upset this beetle  
>  
> The time is right  
> The sun is sleeping in the sky  
> Free your mind  
> You never know what you might find  
>  
> What's your vice?  
> You know he won't compromise  
> So let me show you  
> Something super beautiful  
>  
> Let's rock the boat  
> The nature is unstoppable  
> For on the floor  
> It's the beetle you've been waiting for  
>  
> Pure delight  
> Kick, snare, hat ride  
> It's all up to you  
> And whatever you do  
> Don't cut into his action  
> Four, three, two, one  
>  
> Go baby, go baby go  
> Don't upset the beetle though  
> Go baby, go baby go  
> Don't upset that beetle... "

Weird, huh?  
\_\_\_  
\*Adapted from "Don't Upset the Rhythm" by Noisettes