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# Google Webmaster Tools - gotta love these search queries!
- URL: https://becomingjj.com/google-webmaster-tools-gotta-love-these-search-queries/
- Published: 2010-08-27T18:11:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-22T01:37:16.000Z
- Author: JJ Celery
- Tags: Personal, #Import 2026-10-23 23:23

I'm trying to monitor my website's ranking in Google regularly. Not because I really care much, but because the search queries that my website comes up on always make me laugh. Today I nearly fell off a chair because of them. These are my top 10 favourites in order of average position in search:

- niblefingers
- super talent pico
- elephants for sale
- nearest future
- buy machete
- miracles
- topsy the elephant
- upset images
- pregnant and paralyzed
- you are so beautiful girl

Sure it's pathetic but that's the only thing that made me smile today.