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# Ninja
- URL: https://becomingjj.com/ninja/
- Published: 2008-10-03T15:06:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-27T20:20:19.000Z
- Author: JJ Celery
- Tags: Stuffs, #Import 2026-10-23 23:23

> "Records from Japan's feudal period suggest that the average samurai lived to be 19, while the average ninja lived to be 37." source: gullible.info

Well, most certainly I'm more of a ninja then :>