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Smee Again!

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This made me smile today:

Cut-out from a newspaper with the headline: Time to put a Cork in it. A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make a logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave," DJ: "Dave, what's your word?" Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'." DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!" The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: "96FM, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff," DJ: "Jeff what's your word?" Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'." DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!" Lotto numbers below are 2, 15, 16, 17, 25, 16 and partially torn off number that looks like top of 44.

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