Google Webmaster Tools - gotta love these search queries!
I'm trying to monitor my website's ranking in Google regularly. Not because I really care much, but because the search queries that my website comes up on always make me laugh. Today I nearly fell off a chair because of them. These are my top 10 favourites in order of average position in search:
- niblefingers
- super talent pico
- elephants for sale
- nearest future
- buy machete
- miracles
- topsy the elephant
- upset images
- pregnant and paralyzed
- you are so beautiful girl
Sure it's pathetic but that's the only thing that made me smile today.